1. a constipation of pedants seeded by mattgumbley Like

  2. a constipation of constructionists seeded by sagedoc Like

  3. a constipation of lords seeded by Digital_Hobo Like

  4. a constipation of omelettes seeded by jonnyopinion Like

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